*breaks into j k rowling’s house in the middle of the night* no it’s okay i’m not here to steal anything i just think we need to talk about harry naming one of his kids after snape
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
i thought painting my fingernails green would be a mistake but its actually the best thing ive done in months
i literally do not have time for nico mirallegro tweeting that scene from on the waterfront i dont have time to deal with this i just dont have the emotional ability to handle it i just feel